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When I was a kid there were always repeated words of wisdom that came from the grown ups such as Granny, Pop, Mum, Dad etc etc etc………………not so sure that any pearls of wisdom were imparted but a humorous side to life was!!!

Here is just a few of the classics, I wonder if you are familiar with any of the following or have you got ones to share with me??

  • Hear about the wooden horse? It wooden eat so it wooden poop and then it died
  • When asking for the whereabouts of an object : “is my face red?”  ” no” “well it’s not up my bum!!!”
  • “What time did you get up?” “Sparra fartin!!” (sparrow farting…..when one gets up at the crack of dawn)
  • Two wrongs don’t make a right
  • It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt
  • Awww that makes my bum itch (when witnessing a cringe worthy moment, not unlike a  Hallmark one)

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~ by deepercriesout on May 17, 2012.

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